KL Jokes:Two friends [ *Emma and Bright*] were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of a story building. Their conversation went as follows:




Two friends  [ *Emma and Bright*] were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of a storey building.
Their conversation went as follows:
*Bright*: Man, it looks like that babe is blowing kiss at me..
*Emma*: Guy leave that one, don't mind her.
(Then the lady signaled to him to come)
*Bright*: Man the babe is calling me!
*Emma*: My friend, don't go.
*Bright*: Why would you ask me not to go when a fine babe like this calls me?
*Emma*:Bright l beg you, don't go, please don't go (feeling pity)
(The friend ignored him and went over to the lady, she went to meet him and they both went upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to have fun, they heard a car honking)
*Lady*: (on opening the window) Ha! That's my husband!!
*Bright*: Shit! I'm in trouble!!
*Lady*: Don't worry, just pretend like you're the laundry man and iron these clothes (pointing at a heap of clothes)
(This guy spent the whole day ironing clothes because husband never left home that day again.
The next day he went over to his friend's place)
*Bright*: Pal, can you believe that it was clothes l ironed throughout yesterday?
*Emma*: But I told you not to go. All those clothes you ironed, l WASHED THEM!

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